{"id":5831,"date":"2004-07-13T07:33:22","date_gmt":"2004-07-13T14:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/07\/13\/kitten-metaphysics.html"},"modified":"2004-07-13T07:33:22","modified_gmt":"2004-07-13T14:33:22","slug":"kitten_metaphys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/13\/kitten_metaphys.html","title":{"rendered":"Kitten Metaphysics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katherine&#8217;s assembling of disparate information and conversational threads into new configurations continues to grow in sophistication.<\/p>\n<p>To wit, we know about bugs.  Bugs are around.  Bugs fly into things.  Bugs fly into cars and get squished like bugs. Bugs crawl on the ground and get squished like bugs.<\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;ve long used that analogy to explain to her why she shouldn&#8217;t wander into the street.  &#8220;What would happen if you didn&#8217;t see that car coming?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;d get squished like a bug!&#8221; she says.  Originally it was with a little bit of fear and apprehension, but she&#8217;s grown to the age where bug-squishing has a scatological glee associated with it (though we try to restrain her from going on orgies of bug-squishing).<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, we were driving back from summer school yesterday, and some yo-yo had decided to cross busy Dry Creek in mid-block, and was precariously positioned on the lone double-yellow in the middle, narrowly missed by cars swooshing past in one direction (ours), and in similar danger from anyone trying to turn left at the next intersection.<\/p>\n<p>I commented my outraged opinion that it was really stupid to do something like that, which Katherine agreed with.  While I suppose there are dangers in raising someone to be judgmental about stuff, I also think there are benefits to her believing that doing dangerous things is &#8220;stupid.&#8221;  Ask her about motorcyclists without helmets some time &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after I followed up my comment with concern over the gent, and hope that he didn&#8217;t actually get hurt &#8212; &#8220;I would be sad about that.&#8221;  &#8220;Me, too.&#8221; &#8212; she considered for a few moments.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Daddy.  Maybe people who do something stupid and get squished like bugs turn <em>into <\/em>bugs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You got it all right there, ladies and gentlemen:  from transmigration of souls to karmic balancing.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s little comments like that which make me shake my head &#8212; and smile.  And make me glad we have some time together driving home from school, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katherine&#8217;s assembling of disparate information and conversational threads into new configurations continues to grow in sophistication. To wit, we know about bugs. Bugs are around. Bugs fly into things. 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