{"id":5897,"date":"2004-07-01T13:36:54","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T20:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/07\/01\/mission-statements.html"},"modified":"2004-07-01T13:36:54","modified_gmt":"2004-07-01T20:36:54","slug":"mission_stateme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/07\/01\/mission_stateme.html","title":{"rendered":"Mission Statements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mission statements:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Should be a <em>touchstone <\/em>against which you can place any decision you&#8217;re trying to make for the business.\n<li>Should be <em>short<\/em>.  A short paragraph at most.  Bullet points if you must.  Short.  Pithy.  It isn&#8217;t a white paper, it&#8217;s a mission statement.<\/p>\n<li>Should be capable of being <em>abbreviated into an even shorter form<\/em> (a trio of words for a motto, for example).<\/p>\n<li>Should be <em>grammatically correct and consistent<\/em>, with proper use of parallel construction (which will assist in the previous point)<\/p>\n<li>Should be <em>readable without giggling or eyerolling<\/em>, either because of pretentiousness or demonstrable falsehood.<\/p>\n<li>Should actually <em>inspire <\/em>people to pursue the mission.<\/p>\n<li>Should <em>not <\/em>read like they were created out of a brainstorming mission by a room full of top execs, the various words and concepts then all shoe-horned into one incoherent, clumsy, overreaching mess.<\/p>\n<li>Should be <em>usable<\/em>, something that people will be willing, proud, or even enthusiastic about putting in business proposals, on posters, in screen savers, etc.<\/ol>\n<p>Needless to say, most mission statements violate many, if not most, if not all of the above.  Mission statements were a really hot Managerial Thing a decade or two back, part of the drive toward Quality.  Like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sturgeon's_law\">Sturgeon&#8217;s Law<\/a> would indicate, 90% of them are crap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mission statements: Should be a touchstone against which you can place any decision you&#8217;re trying to make for the business. Should be short. A short paragraph at most. 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