{"id":6029,"date":"2004-06-03T21:28:19","date_gmt":"2004-06-04T04:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/06\/03\/auntie-em-auntie-em-its-a-twister.html"},"modified":"2004-06-03T21:28:19","modified_gmt":"2004-06-04T04:28:19","slug":"auntie_em_aunti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/06\/03\/auntie_em_aunti.html","title":{"rendered":"Auntie Em!  Auntie Em!  It&#8217;s a twister!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Katherine had a tornado drill at her school today.<\/p>\n<p>A <em>tornado <\/em>drill, ferchrisssakes!  What kind of Bizarro World state do we live in these days?  Everyone knows that duck-and-cover exercises are for Earthquakes and Nuclear Attacks, and that you do it under your desk, not out in the (interior) hallway!<\/p>\n<p>What are they teaching our kids these days?<\/p>\n<p>Tornadoes.  Yeesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katherine had a tornado drill at her school today. A tornado drill, ferchrisssakes! What kind of Bizarro World state do we live in these days? Everyone knows that duck-and-cover exercises&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-school-daze"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":28056,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/05\/31\/auntie-em-its-a-twister-2.html","url_meta":{"origin":6029,"position":0},"title":"Auntie Em, It&#39;s a Twister!","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 31-May-12 11:27am","format":false,"excerpt":"Tornado tracks over half a century. 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