{"id":6072,"date":"2004-05-28T17:02:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-29T00:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/05\/28\/oh-boy.html"},"modified":"2004-05-28T17:02:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-29T00:02:00","slug":"oh_boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/05\/28\/oh_boy.html","title":{"rendered":"Oh, boy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The combination of TSA budget cutbacks (way to go with that Homeland Security thang, Congress!) and anticipated summer travel spikes means that security will be short-handed at DIA.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"9news.com | News\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kusa.com\/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&#038;IKOBJECTID=c8e21493-0abe-421a-01ed-1974caf811fd&#038;TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf\">And that means &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">Travelers will be encouraged to put metal items, phones and pagers into clear plastic bags before they arrive, so they&#8217;ll be easier to check through security.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s great.  After all, all those metal things &#8212; belt buckles, change, shoes, cell phones, PDAs, pagers &#8212; nobody actually <i>needs <\/i>those things, so it will be a simple matter to just pack them away in a little clear plastic bag, just for the convenience of airport security.<\/p>\n<p>Feh.  That&#8217;ll all make everyone feel better about flying on their vacation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The combination of TSA budget cutbacks (way to go with that Homeland Security thang, Congress!) and anticipated summer travel spikes means that security will be short-handed at DIA. 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