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REFILL THE FRELLING COFFEE POT WHEN IT’S EMPTY, PEOPLE!!!! <\/em> I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND? STUPID? OR JUST SELFISH, INCONSIDERATE SONS-OF-BITCHES WHO CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO TAKE THE EXTRA THIRTY SECONDS<\/em> OUT OF YOUR FRELLING BUSY LIFE? <\/p>\n

(And, no<\/em>, I don’t<\/em> need to consider switching to decaf. Dammit.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

REFILL THE FRELLING COFFEE POT WHEN IT’S EMPTY, PEOPLE!!!! I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND? STUPID? 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