{"id":6116,"date":"2004-05-17T08:54:31","date_gmt":"2004-05-17T15:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/05\/17\/feature-bloat.html"},"modified":"2004-05-17T08:54:31","modified_gmt":"2004-05-17T15:54:31","slug":"feature_bloat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/05\/17\/feature_bloat.html","title":{"rendered":"Feature bloat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Comparisons to overweight American citizens are probably <a title=\"Telegraph | News | Britain's new US-built jets are 'too heavy to land safely'\" href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/main.jhtml?xml=\/news\/2004\/05\/16\/njet16.xml&#038;sSheet=\/portal\/2004\/05\/16\/ixportal.html\">not welcome here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"block\">A &pound;5 billion defence project to supply Britain&#8217;s armed forces with the world&#8217;s most sophisticated fighter jet is facing severe problems because the aircraft is too heavy to be flown safely.<br \/>\nThe Ministry of Defence has agreed to buy 150 of the new Joint Strike Fighter aircraft, which cost &pound;35 million each, to replace the Royal Navy&#8217;s Harrier jump jets.<br \/>\nHowever, it has emerged that the warplane, which is being built by the US manufacturer Lockheed Martin, is 3,300lb overweight, making it difficult for a pilot to land the fighter without its wheels coming off.<br \/>\nThe aircraft is also understood to be too heavy to carry out vertical take-offs, and requires too long a runway to land easily on the two aircraft carriers which are being built for the Royal Navy.<br \/>\nAn analysis by Lockheed Martin has disclosed that the jet can only land safely if it has used its full complement of bombs and missiles and if its fuel tanks are virtually empty. Otherwise the undercarriage is likely to collapse during landing.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just peachy.<\/p>\n<p><small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ghostofaflea.com\/archives\/002153.html\">GoaF<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comparisons to overweight American citizens are probably not welcome here. A &pound;5 billion defence project to supply Britain&#8217;s armed forces with the world&#8217;s most sophisticated fighter jet is facing severe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6062,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/06\/01\/jet_set.html","url_meta":{"origin":6116,"position":0},"title":"Jet set","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 1-Jun-04 9:42am","format":false,"excerpt":"Okay, if we get to make ironic fun of overweight American jump jets, certainly we can also make ironic fun of bewildered European fighter jets that easily lose their bearings...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Hi-Tech&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Hi-Tech","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/hi-tech"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8657,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/09\/13\/tomcat_on_its_n.html","url_meta":{"origin":6116,"position":1},"title":"Tomcat on its Ninth Life","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 13-Sep-05 8:30am","format":false,"excerpt":"The F-14 Tomcat was the first \"modern\" fighter for me, replacing the Nam-era F-4 Phantoms. With its twin engines, its sweep wings, it was -- and is -- just way...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Hi-Tech&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Hi-Tech","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/hi-tech"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/f-14-takeoff.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":32439,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/02\/05\/the-potemkin-fighter-from-iran.html","url_meta":{"origin":6116,"position":2},"title":"The Potemkin Fighter from Iran","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 5-Feb-13 11:48am","format":false,"excerpt":"So, was this meant to impress the world? Or the Iranian public? Or maybe the Iranian President? \u00a0Because it doesn't seem ... terribly ... impressive.(Of course, it could be a fiendishly clever hoax to lull everyone into complacency. Seems unlikely, but ...)Reshared post from +Les JenkinsI'd love to see them\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":42142,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2014\/05\/23\/the-ongoing-and-increasing-f-35-debacle.html","url_meta":{"origin":6116,"position":3},"title":"The ongoing (and increasing) F-35 debacle","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 23-May-14 11:51am","format":false,"excerpt":"Combine warring service branches, poor project management, a deadly design combination of compromise and complexity, institutional and legislative commitment to bad decisions, an increasing monopoly on defense aircraft manufacture, a seemingly bottomless Pentagon budget, and the steadily rising terror of admitting the whole idea was a mistake -- and you\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7564,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/02\/03\/down_in_flames.html","url_meta":{"origin":6116,"position":4},"title":"Down in flames","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 3-Feb-05 8:42am","format":false,"excerpt":"Okay, I'm truly outraged now: For over half a century, kits have been sold that enable military history buffs to assemble scale models of military ships, aircraft and vehicles. But...","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Media Moguls&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Media Moguls","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/media\/media-moguls"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":38383,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/08\/06\/cool-aircraft-or-coolest-aircraft-ever.html","url_meta":{"origin":6116,"position":5},"title":"Cool aircraft, or coolest aircraft EVER?","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 6-Aug-13 4:18pm","format":false,"excerpt":"It's an antique, it's been retired for 14 years, and it's still the Super-Cool Jet of my dreams.Reshared post from +Lockheed MartinAttention #AvGeeks: Check out the latest in the U.S. Air Force's \"Know Your Aircraft\" series for some serious Blackbird specs & stats: View this post on Google+","rel":"","context":"In &quot;~PlusPosts&quot;","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}