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See, aside from the whole NEEDLES <\/em><\/strong>thing, the main reason I don’t get a tattoo is that I’d get something really geeky like these<\/a>, and then all the other kids would laugh at me. And Margie would laugh at me, too.<\/p>\n

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See, aside from the whole NEEDLES thing, the main reason I don’t get a tattoo is that I’d get something really geeky like these, and then all the other kids…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potpourri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":39002,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2013\/10\/03\/needles-to-the-heart.html","url_meta":{"origin":6668,"position":0},"title":"Needles! 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