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I’m working on my web page. Actually, our web page, since Margie has a presence. It’s a complete redesign, using FrontPage and cleaning up all sorts of obsolete stuff. Should be really neat once it’s done.<\/p>\n

Once it’s done.<\/p>\n

Getting there, though. You’ll read about it here, first.<\/p>\n

If you want to see the old <\/i>web page, you can go to the old web page<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m working on my web page. Actually, our web page, since Margie has a presence. It’s a complete redesign, using FrontPage and cleaning up all sorts of obsolete stuff. 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