{"id":7031,"date":"2004-11-10T09:56:06","date_gmt":"2004-11-10T16:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2004\/11\/10\/if-only-buffy-had-known-about-this.html"},"modified":"2004-11-10T09:56:06","modified_gmt":"2004-11-10T16:56:06","slug":"if_only_buffy_h","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2004\/11\/10\/if_only_buffy_h.html","title":{"rendered":"If only Buffy had known about this …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bottled Holy Water<\/a>.<\/p>\n

You may not be religious, and you may not even believe in heaven or hell, but if you have the choice between two quality spring waters, one that has been blessed, and one that has not been, then why in heaven’s name would you even take the chance? Our spring water tastes great, costs about the same price as other brands, and is blessed by religious leaders as it is being bottled.<\/p>\n

For thousands of years, in virtually every religion, water has been used to wash away the sins of Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and even members of the Occult. Now you can cleanse and protect yourself while extinguishing your thirst with with Holy Spring Water™.<\/p>\n

Holy Spring Water™ is 100% pure natural Spring Water, that tastes great and has been blessed. By a Monk, a Catholic Priest, or a Holy Shaman, the blessing does not take away from the taste. Holy Spring Water™ washes away the sins of anyone feeling “less then saintly” while quenching your thirsts…like nothing else can. Try our Holy Spring Water™, Your immediate redemption and satisfaction is guaranteed.<\/p>\n

(via J-Blog<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bottled Holy Water. You may not be religious, and you may not even believe in heaven or hell, but if you have the choice between two quality spring waters, one…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-potpourri"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7870,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/08\/02\/bottles_baby.html","url_meta":{"origin":7031,"position":0},"title":"Bottles, baby","author":"***Dave","date":"Tue 2-Aug-05 1:54pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Fun article on bottled water and ... well, everything it isn't. 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