I’ve made five pots of coffee today.<\/p>\n
I’ve just poured my third cup.<\/p>\n
That cup took the last of the coffee from three different carafes.<\/p>\n
Stupid, rotten, unfeeling, selfish non-coffee-pot-fillers.<\/p>\n
I personally blame the Bush Administration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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