Dear Mr. Unsolicited Advice,<\/p>\n
I am a telemarketer. How can I make calling you a pleasant experience? For you, that is.<\/p>\n
— Cold Calling in Carolina<\/p>\n
If I say that we already <\/em>have something that does what your product does, that we are very happy <\/em>with it, that we implemented it recently, <\/em>and that I don’t anticipate reevaluating that decision for several years, <\/em>and even if we did, it’s not something I’m in charge of <\/em>…<\/p>\n … please don’t then <\/em>ask if you can send me literature about it.<\/p>\n Thanks. I hate having to be rude or abrupt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dear Mr. Unsolicited Advice, I am a telemarketer. How can I make calling you a pleasant experience? 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