{"id":7331,"date":"2005-03-29T13:27:30","date_gmt":"2005-03-29T20:27:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2005\/03\/29\/ywanna-lesson-in-karma-heres-a-lesson-in-karma.html"},"modified":"2005-03-29T13:27:30","modified_gmt":"2005-03-29T20:27:30","slug":"ywanna_lesson_i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/03\/29\/ywanna_lesson_i.html","title":{"rendered":"Y’wanna lesson in karma? Here’s a lesson in karma"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why soliciting plagiarized term papers on the Internet<\/a> can be a dangerous thing: you might contact a comedy writer who’s also a blogger with academic standards …<\/p>\n

I reached one more branch out to her, in the form of misspelling the name of the god of destruction as a liquor brand. But it wasn’t enough to get her to tell me to fuck myself, so I started making up my plan. Which was real simple: Take her money and cut and paste a paper together from the internet that was so obviously plagiarised that she’d be guaranteed to get caught. And then, if I was able to get the information out of her, I’d report her to whatever her school was, and who knows, maybe even pump her for double money in exchange for not turning her in. Either way, I’d eventually be writing the story up in this blog, and sending her the link to it.<\/p>\n

Is this harsh? Eh, I don’t think so.<\/p>\n

Good luck, Laura Pahl of Lewis University … you’re going to need it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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