{"id":7524,"date":"2005-02-14T21:35:45","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T04:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2005\/02\/14\/happy-valentines-swag.html"},"modified":"2005-02-14T21:35:45","modified_gmt":"2005-02-15T04:35:45","slug":"happy_valentine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/02\/14\/happy_valentine.html","title":{"rendered":"Happy Valentine&#8217;s Swag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/iloveswag.jpg\" class=\"right\" width=103 height=103 border=1 title=\"I Love Swag\" \/>So when did Valentine&#8217;s Day become a school candy fest?<\/p>\n<p>When I was a kid (shortly after the invention of candy), we did have the standard &#8220;Everyone Trade Cheap Cards With Everyone In The Class, Even The Kids You Don&#8217;t Like, So That Nobody Feels Left Out&#8221; soiree, but, aside from the occasional little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acme.com\/heartmaker\/heartmaker.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">heart candy with a message<\/a> (always carefully picked out), there wasn&#8217;t much in the way of eats.<\/p>\n<p>Katherine, on the other hand, came home loaded for bear, especially bears with sweet teeth.  There were plenty of cards (and I envy the parents who only had to have their kids inscribe &#8220;Noah&#8221; on the FROM line, rather than &#8220;Katherine&#8221;), but even most of them were carrying cases for some sort of sweet.  <\/p>\n<p>Of course, who am I to talk? Through some strange happenstance, this year became a Best Buy Valentine&#8217;s Day, and Katherine and Margie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B000083C6M?&#038;tag=davedoesthebl-20\">netted<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B0002KPHVK?&#038;tag=davedoesthebl-20\">some<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00029NKS8?&#038;tag=davedoesthebl-20\">DVDs<\/a> as the objects of my affection.  Throw in a trip to the store with Kitten to pick out a (very attractive, her choice) Valentine&#8217;s Day card for Mommy, though, and it wasn&#8217;t a bad celebration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So when did Valentine&#8217;s Day become a school candy fest? 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