{"id":7703,"date":"2005-01-16T17:11:14","date_gmt":"2005-01-17T00:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2005\/01\/16\/red-sonja.html"},"modified":"2005-01-16T17:11:14","modified_gmt":"2005-01-17T00:11:14","slug":"red_sonja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/01\/16\/red_sonja.html","title":{"rendered":"Red Sonja"},"content":{"rendered":"

From the Top5 Little Fivers<\/a> Comics list …<\/em><\/p>\n

CBR is reporting that after 10 years, Red Sonja is being resurrected as a comic book. The She Devil with a Sword will be back starting in April, courtesy of Dynamite Entertainment Comics. <\/p>\n

So, what did our favorite female barbarian warrior whose name doesn’t start with an X do when she was out of comic books for a decade? Funny you should ask… <\/p>\n

The Top 9 Red Sonja Activities While Unemployed<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

9. Shacking up with Flavor Flav.<\/p>\n

8. Nightly sword fight shows at the Ren Faire. The pay’s not so good, but it passes the time.<\/p>\n

7. Please note the head of the previous PTA president on a pike outside the door of the current PTA president.<\/p>\n

6. “Man, did you see that school crossing guard put her little stop sign through that engine block?!?”<\/p>\n

5. A wildly popular endorsement deal in Japan for “Hyborian Lady Razors.”<\/p>\n

4. Ten years later and twenty thousand battles — still the Brigitte Nielsen film has not been purged from the earth!<\/p>\n

3. “Buyeth thou these Girl Scout cookies sold by my daughter, or face the naked steel of a warrior woman born!”<\/p>\n

2. Her promising WNBA career was cut short after a “blood debt” incident.<\/p>\n

and the Number 1 Red Sonja Activity While Unemployed…<\/em><\/p>\n

1. “None shall take my refrigerator box there in yon alley lest first they can defeat me in a battle to the death!”<\/p>\n

Copyright 2005 by Chris White. Selected from 39 submissions from 19 contributors. Today’s Top 5 List authors are: Dave Hill (1, 3)<\/strong>, Craig Israel (2, 5, 9), Douglas Ward (4), Chuck Burke (4), Guy Payne (6), Brian Pierce (7), Scott Elmer (8), Marc Berard (9), Dave Goudsward (Moderator).<\/small> <\/p>\n

(Not my best entries of all time, and I think the #1 has been a little edited post-submission, but there you go.)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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