{"id":7893,"date":"2005-07-28T14:49:04","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T21:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2005\/07\/28\/oh-im-witty-very-witty.html"},"modified":"2005-07-28T14:49:04","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T21:49:04","slug":"oh_im_witty_ver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/28\/oh_im_witty_ver.html","title":{"rendered":"Oh, I&#8217;m witty, very witty &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> <font size=\"5\"><b>the Wit<\/b><\/font><br \/> <center><font size=\"1\">(60% dark, 26% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)<\/font><\/center> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> <center>your humor style:<br \/><b>CLEAN<\/b> | <b>COMPLEX<\/b> | <b>DARK<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you&#8217;re probably an intellectual, but don&#8217;t take that to mean you&#8217;re pretentious. You realize &#8216;dumb&#8217; can be witty&#8211;after all isn&#8217;t that the Simpsons&#8217; philosophy?&#8211;but rudeness for its own sake, &#8216;gross-out&#8217; humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. <\/p>\n<p>I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it&#8217;s also the best, in my opinion.<\/p>\n<p>Also, you probably loved <i>the Office<\/i>. If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about, check it out here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/theoffice\/\">http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/theoffice\/<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart &#8211; Woody Allen &#8211; Ricky Gervais <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/users\/116\/944\/11694560292031626201\/mt1121288929.gif\"> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p> <\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td> <span id=\"comparisonarea\">My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"4\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"113\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"37\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"  border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>75%<\/b> on <b>dark<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"38\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"  border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"112\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"  border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>25%<\/b> on <b>spontaneous<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"113\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"  border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"37\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is1.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\"  border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>75%<\/b> on <b>vulgar<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table cellpadding=20>\n<tr>\n<td>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=17565214125862764376'>The 3 Variable Funny Test<\/a> written by <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201'>jason_bateman<\/a> on <a  href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><small>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gamersnook.com\/blog\/hopeisfled\/003296.html#003296\" target=\"_blank\">Scott<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the Wit (60% dark, 26% spontaneous, 22% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. 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