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Did you hear about the blonde who was so stupid, she went extinct?<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, sorta. Some scientists are claiming that the recessive gene which produces blond hair is disappearing from the population<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The last natural blondes will die out within 200 years, scientists believe. A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202.<\/p>\n

Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland – the country with the highest proportion of blondes. But they say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries.<\/p>\n

The researchers blame “bottle blondes,” which fool blonde-attracted males into mating with them, disadvantaging the natural blondes.<\/p>\n

Sounds rather clinical, when expressed that way …<\/p>\n

(via Mariann<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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