{"id":8315,"date":"2005-12-18T17:59:17","date_gmt":"2005-12-19T00:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2005\/12\/18\/i-want-a-girl-just-like-the-girl-that-married-dear-old-dad.html"},"modified":"2005-12-18T17:59:17","modified_gmt":"2005-12-19T00:59:17","slug":"i_want_a_girl_j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2005\/12\/18\/i_want_a_girl_j.html","title":{"rendered":"I want a girl, just like the girl, that married dear old Dad …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Warning #1: You can never be quite sure who you’re talking to on the Internet.<\/p>\n

Warning #2: If you meet someone on an Internet chat or dating site that seems to be amazingly compatible with you, perhaps it’s … genetics.<\/p>\n

Warning #3: If you get caught up in the immediate shock of discovering that your computer date partner of six months was, unexpectedly to both of you until you showed up for a real date, your own mother<\/em>, and a cop wanders up and tries to cite you for being on a beach after curfew, don’t blurt the whole thing out to the cop, such that it will get written up and splashed all over the newspapers<\/a> …<\/p>\n

This has been a public service announcement from Mr. Unsolicited Advice.<\/p>\n

(via Randy<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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