{"id":862,"date":"2001-11-08T19:26:01","date_gmt":"2001-11-09T00:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=862"},"modified":"2001-11-08T19:26:01","modified_gmt":"2001-11-09T00:26:01","slug":"heh_heh_heh_heh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2001\/11\/08\/heh_heh_heh_heh.html","title":{"rendered":"Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh heh."},"content":{"rendered":"

Aside from They Fight Crime!<\/i>, this is the funniest paragraph I’ve read all week. Uthant.com<\/a>‘s take on the Micro$oft settlement:<\/p>\n

Microsoft won its epic battle with the Federal Government on Monday, leaving the Second Law of Thermodynamics as the software company’s only remaining competitor for eventual universal dominance. Meanwhile, Gravity has entered merger talks with AOL Time Warner.<\/p>\n

Heh heh heh heh.<\/p>\n

Good rest-of-the-article, too.<\/p>\n

(Via InstaPundit<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aside from They Fight Crime!, this is the funniest paragraph I’ve read all week. Uthant.com’s take on the Micro$oft settlement: Microsoft won its epic battle with the Federal Government on…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hi-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5098,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2003\/11\/02\/engulf_devour_2.html","url_meta":{"origin":862,"position":0},"title":"Engulf & Devour","author":"***Dave","date":"Sun 2-Nov-03 8:10pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Google has rejected a take-over bid by Micro$oft. 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