And even though I can (barely) pull up my page at home, I can’t get Blogger to post to you, because my site times out for them, too. So nobody can read that extremely clever post I just made. Or this one, either.<\/p>\n
Hey, if you keep the latency high enough, you won’t have to worry about how many server resources anyone uses! That’s a clever strategy!<\/p>\n
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