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From the side of a bread truck spotted at lunch. It’s funny what you can see when you veiw these pictures way too large and up close (and better than this little craptastic snapshot captures).<\/p>\n

So, for example, driving by in your car, you probably wouldn’t notice the pink lipstick on the little girl. Lipstick which, like the teeth, bear no sign of any bread or jelly having touched them. <\/p>\n

And those dabs of jelly on either side of the mouth? Puh-leeze. I know <\/em>what a little girl that age with jam on her face looks like, and bears the same resemblance to that as chess bears a resemblance to the Battle of Agincourt. <\/p>\n

Give me a break.<\/p>\n

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