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I have no idea if the below will work, but, if it does, it should link to the Google Video of the “Fruity Oaty Bar<\/a>” commercial that River watches in the Beaumonde bar in Serenity<\/em>. Fun stuff.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

If it doesn’t work, you can go here and see it<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Fruity Oaty Bars make a man out of a mouse!
\nFruity Oaty Bars make you bust out of your blouse!
\nEat ’em all the time,
\nLet ’em blow your mind!
\n[Anyone know Chinese?]<\/em>
\nFruity Oaty Bars, Fruity Oaty Bars.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have no idea if the below will work, but, if it does, it should link to the Google Video of the “Fruity Oaty Bar” commercial that River watches in…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[361,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-tv-fireflyserenity","category-media-movies"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":30043,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2012\/08\/30\/who-watches-political-conventions.html","url_meta":{"origin":8995,"position":0},"title":"Who watches political conventions?","author":"***Dave","date":"Thu 30-Aug-12 9:55pm","format":false,"excerpt":"I suspect it's people who actually remember when there was some drama to them, when there was some uncertainty about who might actually get the nomination, when they weren't just 3-4-day political lovefests \/ commercials touting the Official Party Line.Such as ... 65+-year-olds.And, honestly, though I have fairly partisan beliefs,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "~PlusPosts"","block_context":{"text":"~PlusPosts","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/category\/blogging\/plusposts"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":130586,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2016\/05\/04\/serenity-in-a-flash.html","url_meta":{"origin":8995,"position":1},"title":"Serenity (in a Flash)","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 4-May-16 12:45pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Yes, the Firefly \"Ballad of Serenity,\" as sung by three cast members of The Flash. 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