{"id":9036,"date":"2006-02-28T18:09:56","date_gmt":"2006-03-01T01:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2006\/02\/28\/the-thirty-martini-lunch.html"},"modified":"2006-02-28T18:09:56","modified_gmt":"2006-03-01T01:09:56","slug":"the_thirty_mart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2006\/02\/28\/the_thirty_mart.html","title":{"rendered":"The Thirty Martini Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Art galleries and museums have long touted bottomless cups of cheap chardonnay whilst the literati ogle the artwork.<\/p>\n<p>But kicking that up to something a bit beefier (or Beefeaterier?) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/story\/index.aspx?id=404718\" target=\"_blank\">may have been a mistake<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The glistening white Santiago Calatrava addition has made the Milwaukee Art Museum one of the city&#8217;s classiest social addresses. But a recent martini f\u00eate held there turned into an overcrowded, drunken affair. Some unruly guests accosted artworks, which have been taken off display for a checkup.<\/p>\n<p>People threw up, passed out, were injured, got into altercations and climbed onto sculptures at Martinifest, a semi- formal event organized by Clear Channel Radio and held at the museum Feb. 11, according to several people who attended or worked at the event.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hindsight is 20-20 . . . it was probably too cheap,&#8221; Kerry Wolfe, a local programming director for Clear Channel, said of the event&#8217;s premise &#8211; unlimited martinis for $30.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Um &#8230; I don&#8217;t think the problem was that a lower class of people can&#8217;t help getting sloshed on martinis.  If it had been $100 or $200 instead of $30, there would still have been problems with an open martini bar, methinks.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>At the event, several vendors ran out of food, drink mix and vodka early on. Some who ran out of mix started pouring straight shots of vodka, according to several accounts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We were hoping for a little sophistication, maybe,&#8221; said Casey Rataczak, 27, a Wicked Hop bartender. &#8220;People were shoving their martini glasses in my face and not wanting to talk about the product . . . they were just worked up about getting their booze.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Obviously <em>hoi-polloi<\/em>.  True sophisticated patrons of the arts never get worked up about booze.<\/p>\n<p><small>(via Mary)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Art galleries and museums have long touted bottomless cups of cheap chardonnay whilst the literati ogle the artwork. 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