{"id":906,"date":"2001-11-02T20:53:55","date_gmt":"2001-11-03T01:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/?p=906"},"modified":"2001-11-02T20:53:55","modified_gmt":"2001-11-03T01:53:55","slug":"not_exactly_the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2001\/11\/02\/not_exactly_the.html","title":{"rendered":"Not exactly the most terse of computer languages"},"content":{"rendered":"

Someone has developed a programming language around Shakespearean speech and characters<\/a>. The classic “Hello World<\/a>” program is … many lines long, including the following:<\/p>\n

Hamlet:
\nYou lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
\nYou are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
\nhero and thyself! Speak your mind!
\nYou are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
\nold rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer’s
\nday. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
\nsweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
\nYou are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
\nbetween a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
\nSpeak your mind!<\/p>\n

There’s something both very wrong and very right about this.<\/p>\n

(Via Boing Boing<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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