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“Body piercing is so 1990s. From Holland comes the newest thing, pierced eyeballs.<\/a>“<\/p>\n

Katherine agrees, “Yuck.”<\/p>\n

(via Bits & Pieces<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Body piercing is so 1990s. From Holland comes the newest thing, pierced eyeballs.” Katherine agrees, “Yuck.” (via Bits & Pieces)…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9742,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2006\/11\/08\/kids_do_not_try_this_at_h.html","url_meta":{"origin":9121,"position":0},"title":"Kids, do not try this at home, fergoshsakes","author":"***Dave","date":"Wed 8-Nov-06 8:40am","format":false,"excerpt":"Okay, I'm probably not the most rational person to talk to about piercing and the like, but ... some safety warnings. 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