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I don’t for a moment believe that these answers on the “classic” Hollywood Squares<\/em><\/a> were unrehearsed and spontaneous, but they remain damned funny.<\/p>\n

Q. Do female frogs croak?
\nA. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.<\/p>\n

Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
\nA. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t for a moment believe that these answers on the “classic” Hollywood Squares were unrehearsed and spontaneous, but they remain damned funny. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. 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