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\nYou are a Black Coffee<\/strong>
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\nAt your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable<\/p>\n

At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty<\/p>\n

You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it<\/p>\n

Your caffeine addiction level: high
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What Kind of Coffee Are You?<\/a><\/div>\n

(via DOF<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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