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It’s the meme that sweeping … um … a site or two I’ve seen. Enter in a search phrase and the site in question will come up with a series of Fortunately\/Unfortunately<\/a> combinations via Yahoo! Search.<\/p>\n

Fortunately Dave had a few tricks up his sleeve.1 Unfortunately, Dave had a lot of meetings today.2 Fortunately Dave has a friend across the street who restores vintage cars as a hobby.3 Unfortunately, Dave Thompson’s “Go Phish” is even less original than its.4 Fortunately, Dave was kind enough to give me an impromptu history lesson on.5 Unfortunately Dave, you made a point all right.6 Fortunately Dave had a lighter.7 Unfortunately Dave was holding a Got My Mojo Working.8 Fortunately, Dave got this kudo in just before Adam had to leave.9 Unfortunately Dave encountered Jim one evening while he was driving home.10 Fortunately Dave was able to obtain photographs of the bird which were far better than any others to date.11 Unfortunately, Dave is not alone in his exodus.12<\/p>\n

and<\/p>\n

Fortunately, Margie was not willing to give up that easy.1 Unfortunately, Margie was for all intent.2 Fortunately, Margie Seyfer doesn’t have the same worries.3 Unfortunately, Margie Stultz was let down by the university system.4 Fortunately, Margie managed to disable the Resumatrix before Krullux could.5 Unfortunately Margie was hit with terrible weather South South East of Albany.6 Fortunately, Margie has already spoken to the police about our visit.7 Unfortunately, Margie nipped it in the bud at the very suggestion.8<\/p>\n

and, of course,<\/p>\n

Fortunately, Katherine saw a story in the newspaper highlighting assistance available for small business owners.1 Unfortunately, Katherine Henderson hasn’t placed any information here yet.2 Fortunately, Katherine leaves price tags on her clothing.3 Unfortunately, Katherine hasn’t placed any information here yet.4 Fortunately, Katherine always surfaced before her family grew too upset or frantic.5 Unfortunately, Katherine had gotten involved in yet another accident whereby losing all memory of her life.6 Fortunately Katherine has only needed to be sedated once.7 Unfortunately Katherine Fenton doesn’t seem to have found the time.8 Fortunately, Katherine will be honest about what you need to do.9 Unfortunately, Katherine Fehervari has already taken a new job out.10 Fortunately, Katherine has decided to learn how to master the art of using the microwave as well as that of making.11 Unfortunately, Katherine was only aged a little.12<\/p>\n

Fun for the entire family.<\/p>\n

(via J-Walk<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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