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The Beretta Xtrema2 Recoilless Shotgun<\/a>. No -TH after the first round — or size requirements — on this puppy. And, my, it would have been nice in Doom<\/em>. Sweet.<\/p>\n

Disclaimer: DDtB does not recommend the use of shotguns for anything other than skeet shooting, anti-pirate combat, demon slaying, or general zombie suppression. Guns are not toys. Some exceptions may apply. Do not try this at home. Void where prohibited by law. But, damn, that’s cool looking.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Beretta Xtrema2 Recoilless Shotgun. No -TH after the first round — or size requirements — on this puppy. And, my, it would have been nice in Doom. Sweet. 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