{"id":9552,"date":"2006-06-06T06:18:38","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T13:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2006\/06\/06\/beastly.html"},"modified":"2006-06-06T06:18:38","modified_gmt":"2006-06-06T13:18:38","slug":"beastly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/06\/beastly.html","title":{"rendered":"Beastly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of 6\/6\/06, the Date of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.straightdope.com\/mailbag\/m666.html\" target=\"_blank\">Number of the Beast<\/a> &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>666 = number of the beast<\/p>\n<p>665 = older brother of the beast<\/p>\n<p>660 = approximate number of the beast<\/p>\n<p>66600 = ZIP code of the beast<\/p>\n<p>1\/666 = common denominator of the beast<\/p>\n<p>DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast<\/p>\n<p>666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast<\/p>\n<p>0.666 = Number of the Millibeast<\/p>\n<p>\/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator<\/p>\n<p>(-666) ^ (1\/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast<\/p>\n<p>6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast<\/p>\n<p>1010011010 = Binary of the Beast<\/p>\n<p>6, uh . . . what was that number again? 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