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You&#8217;re just asking to get your candy stolen, and be beaten within an inch of your life when you&#8217;re dressed up as Scott Baio.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/swallowingtacks.com\/archives\/00000083.html\">Sillycow<\/a>)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A collection of some of the goofiest packaged Halloween costumes ever. This is great stuff, folks. 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