{"id":9807,"date":"2006-10-30T14:27:50","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T21:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2006\/10\/30\/but-at-least-theyre-not-allowing-4-ounces-of-toothpaste-through.html"},"modified":"2006-10-30T14:27:50","modified_gmt":"2006-10-30T21:27:50","slug":"but_at_least_theyre_not_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2006\/10\/30\/but_at_least_theyre_not_a.html","title":{"rendered":"But at least they&#8217;re not allowing <i>4<\/i> ounces of toothpaste through &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.consumerist.com\/consumer\/airlines\/newark-airport-screeners-fail-to-find-hidden-weapons-in-federal-test-211044.php\" target=\"_blank\">TSA screeners fail to find all sorts of potentially dangerous stuff<\/a>.  But God help you if you&#8217;re carrying a full-sized bottle of shampoo!<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Screeners at Newark Liberty International Airport failed 20 of 22 security tests conducted by undercover U.S. agents last week, missing an array of concealed bombs and guns at checkpoints throughout the hub&#8217;s three terminals, federal security officials familiar with the results said.<\/p>\n<p>The tests, conducted Oct. 19 by U.S. Transportation Security Administration &#8220;Red Team&#8221; agents, also revealed significant failures by screeners to follow standard operating procedures while checking passengers and their baggage for prohibited items, said the officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because it is against TSA policy to release covert-test results.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that, officially, the reason for not releasing covert-test results is so that the Bad Guys don&#8217;t know how crappy our security is.  I&#8217;m also sure that, unofficially, the reason is so that the Good Guys (a\/k\/a the Citizenry) don&#8217;t know how crappy our security is.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;We can do better, and training is the path to improved performance,&#8221; said Mark Hatfield Jr., Newark Airport&#8217;s federal security director, declining to address specifics. &#8220;Test results are not a grade or a scorecard; they are a road map to perpetual improvement; any other characterization is simply misleading. We have to challenge ourselves to do better every day and be relentless in that pursuit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I would like to suggest that every high school student create a rubber stamp of the above and slap it on all their crappy test papers.  I&#8217;m sure it will be just as persuasive.<\/p>\n<p>Note, for the record, that Newark was the airport that the United Flight 93 hijackers boarded from.  The TSA has been in charge of security there since 2002.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, TSA screeners fail to find all sorts of potentially dangerous stuff. But God help you if you&#8217;re carrying a full-sized bottle of shampoo! 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