{"id":9995,"date":"2006-09-29T09:57:09","date_gmt":"2006-09-29T16:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/wp\/2006\/09\/29\/mmmmm-bacon.html"},"modified":"2006-09-29T09:57:09","modified_gmt":"2006-09-29T16:57:09","slug":"mmmmm_bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/29\/mmmmm_bacon.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;MMMMM  &#8230; BACON &#8230;.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re all doomed, doomed, I tell you. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southcoasttoday.com\/daily\/09-06\/09-03-06\/03business.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Robots think we taste like bacon<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text\"><span class=\"TEXT\"> <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"text\"><span class=\"TEXT\"><span class=\"text\"><span class=\"TEXT\">Researchers at NEC System Technologies and Mie University have designed a robot that can taste \u2014 an electromechanical sommelier able to identify dozens of different wines, cheeses and hors d&#8217;oeuvres. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"text\"><span class=\"TEXT\"><span class=\"text\"><span class=\"TEXT\">[&#8230;] <\/span><\/span>When a reporter&#8217;s hand was placed against the robot&#8217;s taste sensor, it was identified as prosciutto. A cameraman was mistaken for bacon. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"img-shadow-right\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"\" height=\"217\" src=\"https:\/\/www.hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/images\/t2-endo.jpg\" width=\"332\" mmmm=\"mmmm\" ...=\"...\" bacon=\"bacon\" ...?? \/>\n<\/div>\n<p>So, faced with robots being able to identify us as temptingly tasty food, what do we humans do? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.post-gazette.com\/pg\/06272\/725828-82.stm\" target=\"_blank\">Start giving them machine guns<\/a>. <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>South Korea on Thursday unveiled an armed guard robot that it says can be used to detect and suppress intruders along the heavily fortified border between South and North Korea. <\/p>\n<p>The Commerce Ministry said the robot, which can fire a machine gun or rubber bullets and sound an alarm when it detects suspicious movement, could dramatically improve surveillance capability. <\/p>\n<p>The robot also can distinguish people from moving objects such as a vehicles from up to 1.2 miles away in the daytime, and half that distance at night, the ministry said in a news release. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Jeez &#8230; it&#8217;s like a bad science fiction movie. Or an episode of <em>The Simpsons<\/em>. At least the bacon-loving, machine gun-toting robots will start eating humanity over in Asia first &#8230; <\/p>\n<p><small><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collisiondetection.net\/mt\/archives\/2006\/09\/robot_thinks_pe.html#001575\" target=\"_blank\">collision<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collisiondetection.net\/mt\/archives\/2006\/09\/on_july_28th_20.html#001576\" target=\"_blank\">detection<\/a>) <\/p>\n<p><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re all doomed, doomed, I tell you. Robots think we taste like bacon. Researchers at NEC System Technologies and Mie University have designed a robot that can taste \u2014 an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_seopress_robots_follow":"","_seopress_robots_imageindex":"","_seopress_robots_snippet":"","_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_robots_breadcrumbs":"","_seopress_robots_freeze_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_custom_modified_date":"","_seopress_robots_canonical":"","_seopress_social_fb_title":"","_seopress_social_fb_desc":"","_seopress_social_fb_img":"","_seopress_social_fb_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_fb_img_height":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_title":"","_seopress_social_twitter_desc":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img":"","_seopress_social_twitter_img_attachment_id":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_width":0,"_seopress_social_twitter_img_height":0,"_seopress_redirections_value":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled":"","_seopress_redirections_enabled_regex":"","_seopress_redirections_logged_status":"","_seopress_redirections_param":"","_seopress_redirections_type":0,"_seopress_analysis_target_kw":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[38,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink","category-hi-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":51775,"url":"https:\/\/hill-kleerup.org\/blog\/2015\/07\/17\/the-gods-have-gifted-us-with-the-greatest-seaweed-of-all.html","url_meta":{"origin":9995,"position":0},"title":"The Gods Have Gifted Us With The Greatest Seaweed Of All!","author":"***Dave","date":"Fri 17-Jul-15 1:08pm","format":false,"excerpt":"Assuming that, when fried, it really does taste like bacon.Of course, bacon is more than just the taste -- but I could settle for mediocre bacon seaweed treats that were good for me. 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