The car won’t start …
“What’s the matter?”
“The car won’t start.”
“What do you mean, it won’t start.”
“Pretty much what I think I said. It. Won’t. Start.”
“Are you turning the key far enough?”
“I believe I’ve started this car enough times to know how, in fact, to do it. And, yes, turning the key is part of that, which is why it’s what I tried first.”
“Okay, sorry. Is the battery dead?”
“I don’t know. Maybe the alternator has a problem.”
“Do we need to call someone?”
“No, I think all those SWAT guys over there will probably take care of it.”