News flash!
SURPRISE SETTLEMENT EVENLY SPLITS MICROSOFT;
ONE FIRM TO MAKE SOFTWARE, OTHER TO MAKE PATCHES
Decision Keeps Redmond from Monopolizing Massive Microsoft Patch Industry
Redmond, Wash. (SatireWire.com) — In a surprise settlement today with nine U.S. states, Microsoft agreed to be split into two independent companies — one that will continue to make Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software, and another, potentially larger company that will make patches for Microsoft operating systems, browsers, and server software.
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why is it that there are people that are so much more clever than i am?
See, with the Internet you don’t have to worry about all that. You can simply borrow from all the clever people and call it a blog.
I thought that Microsoft was just going to alternate months from now on – one for coding and then the next for patching, and so on. ^_-
They’d have to make it code one month, debug/patch for three. Hard to make money that way.