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The life (or the humorous bits thereof) of a guy working at an auto parts store. Good fun.

Me: Can I help you with something?
Her: Do you sell that stuff… ummm… you know, that stuff you pour in your drain?
Me: Drano?
Her: Yeah, that’s it… do you sell it?
Me: No.
Her: Wow, I thought you’d have something like that here.

(Via Rooba)

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4 days ago

The #grift goes on.

[The Washington Post] #Dell inks $9.7 billion #Pentagon contract after #Trump acquires #stock

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/28/dell-inks-97-billion-pentagon-contract-after-trump-acquires-stock-praises-company/

6 days ago

Good Lord. It really seems to be the case that with enough power and little enough shame, you can do *anything* to stroke your ego.

[The Washington Post] #Trump appointees push $250 #banknote with his portrait

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2026/05/28/trump-250-bill-pushed-by-treasury-appointees/

2 weeks ago

Easy Three Ingredient Tomato Soup https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/easy-three-ingredient-tomato-soup.html

2 weeks ago

The Best Homemade Tomato Soup https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/the-best-homemade-tomato-soup.html

2 weeks ago

Creamy Tomato Soup with Ground Beef and Noodles https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/creamy-tomato-soup-with-ground-beef-and-noodles.html

3 weeks ago

Bourbon Vinaigrette https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/bourbon-vinaigrette.html

3 weeks ago

Chive/Lilac Blossom Vinegar https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/chive-lilac-blossom-vinegar.html

1 month ago

I have to say, my first question was "How the hell do I *avoid* getting a Trump Passport?"

Here's the apparent answer.

https://gizmodo.com/how-to-get-a-passport-without-president-trumps-face-on-it-2000752195

1 month ago

GOP: Parents, there are scary people out there who might do #gunviolence to your #kids. So buy them a bullet-proof backpack and tell them to cooperate with active shooter drills.

Also GOP: Nation, there are scary people out there who might do gun violence to our #DearLeader. So build him a yuge bulletproof bunker / #ballroom covered in gold with lots of security so that he can dance the night away safe from mingling with the dangerous hoi-polloi.

1 month ago

"Image of Trump to be featured inside new passports to mark America’s 250th"

There is no limit to the narcissistic ego of #DonaldTrump. We will be decades in erasing the self-serving graffiti of this creep.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/04/28/us-passports-trump-image/

1 month ago

New post from Popehat.com!

The Comey Threat Indictment Is A Grave Embarrassment To The United States Department of Justice And The Rule of Law
The Department of Justice Is Dead; Long Live The Department of Trump

1 month ago

Garlic Herb Cream Cheese Dip or White Stuff https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/garlic-herb-cream-cheese-dip-or-white-stuff.html

1 month ago

Jalapeño-Corn Dip https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/jalapeno-corn-dip.html

1 month ago

Roasted Fresh Tomato Soup https://hill-kleerup.org/blog/margie/roasted-fresh-tomato-soup.html

1 month ago

"FBI's #KashPatel to sue The Atlantic for #defamation over report on heavy #drinking"

That embarrassing moment when you don't want to seem like a snowflake, but the performative bullying culture you operate in insists you bluster and sue, even as your lawyers try to tell you about defamation law (and the Streisand effect) and all you want to do is go out and do shots with your buddy Pete.

https://share.google/UykyIKN9MJ21zMt8s

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