Whatever you think of his theology, Martin Luther could sure turn an insulting phrase. (h/t +John E. Bredehoft)
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Luther insult generator, which is awesome. Here's one I got: "Since you are such vulgar blockheads that you think such lewd and stupid gossip will harm me or bring you honor, you are the real Hanswursts – blockheads, boors, and dunderheads."
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Insults by Martin Luther
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If you are furious, you can do something in your pants and hang it around your necks – that would be a musk apple and pacem for such gentle saints.
Tourette's with a twist.