A new scientific study reveals (yawn) that the position you sleep in reveals your personality. By looking at your usual position, the scientists say, you can tell things about yourself.
Or not. The descriptions (at least as digested down for the press) are vague to the point of being fortune cookie fodder (“You are a good listener who likes to help whenever needed”).
It’s also unclear to me, at least, that everyone sleeps in a consistent fashion — I usually start out the evening as the Soldier, go into the Freefaller position later on, but often wake up as a Foetus or a Yearner.
Maybe I’m just a complex personality.
(via Defective Yeti, who has a different take on this …)