Do you realize how much money my company spends on anti-virus, malware protection, spam filters, end-point security, secure desktop, VPN, and other security measures?
When all we really need to do is just get a hunk of malachite for each of our computers. And get the primary computer user to "ask" the malachite daily to soak up negativity, bad joss, and the efforts of evil foreign governments and/or unscrupulous competitors. _Problem solved!_
And, as bonus, no maintenance fees or performance hits from Symantic of McAfee clients!
(h/t +Yonatan Zunger)
Originally shared by +Matt Mastracci:
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Speaking as an IT professional, the publisher is still very important. a Norton Malachite is crapware these days. Your best option is Malachitewarebytes.
+Theron Bretz I dunno … I just got a really cool promotional mouse pad from Malachitesky Labs … I should probably go with them.
It's going to steal your data and send it via Crystal Reports to bad people. Mark my words.
Do you need different crystals for Android, Windows and iOS?
Duh! I've been using actinolite! No wonder my computer's so slow.