We regret to announce the unfortunate demise of Dave Hill, who on the 7th of August of this year was accidentally stabbed by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in a murky swamp in New York City. The deceased was reported to have shouted “Not again!” just before expiring. Dave Hill is survived by some large debts. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.
RIP.
(via Julia)
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“We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Avocet, who on the 2nd of March of this year was accidentally perforated by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in an adult bookstore in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted “Cripes!” just before expiring. Avocet is survived by several houseplants. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.”
A small correction: I own no houseplants. (Although I do say “cripes”!)
It didn’t say they were your houseplants …