Happy Independence Day, Donald! You know that day we celebrate our rejection of capricious and unfeeling tyrants not respecting our people or our institutions. It's a fine day — you should throw 1776 on the teevee and sing along.
Or, we can look at your tweets for the last 24 (or so) hours …
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You retweeted Obvious Anagram Reince Priebus:
► With a strong candidate in @POTUS & @GOP revolutionary data program, Republicans carried WI for 1st time in 30 years [1P]
An interesting thing to tweet, Donald. Not so much the story — big data efforts and all that have been a growing part of both parties' arsenals (and, honestly, yet another reason why folk are a bit, um, apprehensive about your Voter Suppression Fraud Commission gathering the national voter roll info into one convenient database).
No, it's just that it's a tweet from you about the 2016 elections that doesn't (a) insult your opponent or (b) unequivocally praise you as the Comeback Kid, Beating the Bad Guys Against All Odds.
Well, at least Reince mentioned having a "strong candidate." Maybe that was enough to make it worth retweeting.
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Speaking of credit, Donald, you seem to have decided that you aren't being properly adored in the public media sufficiently.
► Really great numbers on jobs & the economy! Things are starting to kick in now, and we have just begun! Don't like steel & aluminum dumping! [2]
Well, it's always good to hear that more people are employed. But, as we noted yesterday during the first part of this "pie in the sky, by and by" series of tweets, the job news wasn't "really great." [7]
I mean, during the last for months of the Obama Administration, 659K jobs were created. You accused that of being slow and weak and a sign of bad presidenting.
During your last four months, only 594K jobs were created.
Heck, even year-over-year, you number is still lower than the 658K in Feb-May 2016.
Why were those numbers so weak under Obama, but "really great" under you, Donald? That wouldn't be Fake News, would it?
► Dow hit a new intraday all-time high! I wonder whether or not the Fake News Media will so report? [3]
Well, to the extent they report the DJIA, or if it's a slow news day, they may or may not. I found some reference to it very easily in various places. [8] On the other hand, since this isn't a "business" day, there's probably less coverage of such things.
But what the heck, Donald — are you collecting gold stars every time the DJIA hits an all-time high? Will we start taking them back when it starts "correcting" downward? How exactly does this work? Are you expecting newspapers to have an "Up and up and up!" corner reserved on the front page so that people can ooh and aah about the stock market on a daily basis?
How much credit are you taking for the Dow, anyway? How much do you think you be taking?
You retweeted the CEO of Montgomery Assets:
► When Obama was President, the #MSM LOVED talking about stock market rallies! Now they barely mention new all-time-highs [4]
A "rally" is when things go down, but rally back upward. It's a change. That's what the media reports about. The DJIA has been overall rising since the end of the Great Recession (under Obama), including under you for the past months. That's not news.
Again, exactly how much credit do you want, and how do you want it expressed, Donald? Daily ticker-tape parades? A frenzied dance around a golden statue of you on the trading floor? An evangelical choir on the front lawn singing how you are "Making America Great Again" every time the closing bell sounds?
Do tell, Donald.
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Meanwhile, back in the world of real problems …
► North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Hard to believe that South Korea………and Japan will put up with this much longer. Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all! [5P]
Oh, Donald … so much to unpack there.
In answer to your question, it looks like Kim is an attention-hungry potentate who does outrageous things to garner world media attention and distract from his own internal problems. By the way, Donald, how are things going in your Twitter War with Joe and Mika?
More importantly, Donald, are you just trolling South Korea and Japan? What precisely do you expect them to "do" about this? What actions are they not taking that you think they should?
Or are you simply trying to shrug off the United States having any responsibility to do anything (because there's not much we can do, either) by saying that it's up to Japan and South Korea and China to fix the North Korea problem. What next, Donald? Subtly start removing US troops from the Korean peninsula?
Yeah, I know, that sounds zany — but what is the message here, Donald? What kind of a "heavy move" do you think China should take? Are you recommending they go to war with North Korea? Or just start bombing them? What options are on the table? How many human lives would you like to see sacrificed to see this all wrapped up, Donald?
Or are you poking other people — allies and adversaries alike — just because you like doing outrageous things to garner world media attention and distract from your own internal problems?
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And, because it is in fact Independence Day, we get …
► #HappyIndependenceDay #July4 #USA . [6P]
This is linked to a video from the concert you were headlining at last week (which you've included numerous videos from recently). It's the World Premiere of the "Make America Great Again" song.
Yes, that's a thing.
And, wow. You (well, a composer you're touting) managed to come up with something so manufactured and saccharine that even Disney would blush.
I'm sure this song is going to get lots of play at Trump Rallies and Conservative Patriotic Gatherings across the land, Donald, at least as long as your popularity amongst certain folk remains high enough.
But that raises a question, Donald, which I'd love to hear you answer. We all know you have a trademark on the phrase "Make America Great Again" [9]. (Yes, that's right — it's not just a patriotic utterance, it's a Trump Brand. And that's what you're pushing on the American people on Independence Day.) So here's my question:
Do you get royalties for this song, Donald?
No, that is a completely honest question, and something I think the American people have a right to know before you start blaring out performances of it on your Twitter feed. Are you making money off of this?
Happy Independence Day, Donald.
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[1] https://twitter.com/Reince/status/881942467578400769, linked to an article at https://t.co/WUDvUZZ1n1
[2] https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881979394373406720
[3] https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881983493533822976
[4] https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/882021780323311616
[5] https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/882061157900718081, https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/882062572081512449
[6] https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/882186896285282304
[7] http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-trump-jobs-20170703-htmlstory.html
[8] http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/03/us-stocks-second-half-banks-tech.html, https://www.thestreet.com/story/14209267/1/dow-sputters-after-intraday-high-on-eve-of-independence-day.html;, http://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-briefly-sets-intraday-record–joining-sp-500-and-nasdaq–in-choppy-trade-2017-06-02
[9] http://money.cnn.com/2015/10/08/investing/donald-trump-make-america-great-again-trademark/index.html
[P] So mind-numbingly special, they had to be retweeted on @POTUS.
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