Ordinarily during Farscape we get treated to commercials for “commemorative mint edition” coins of various sorts. Cheap, cheesy, and, frankly, ugly.
This evening — Now you, too, can order this special AMERICAN FLAG collection! You get an AMERICAN FLAG for your car! Another flag that has an AMERICAN FLAG and the words “God Bless America!” An AMERICAN FLAG lapel pin! And some AMERICAN FLAG stickers!
Operators are standing by!
They sure are.