The final report (if there is a God) was issued on the Whitewater investigation of the Clintons. The result?
We think they’re guilty as sin, but we really can’t prove it, so we can’t put them on trial, but, damn, they’re probably guilty of something, otherwise we wouldn’t have spent $70 million, right?
Oh, and we wish Bill would stop laughing and pointing at us. It’s really irritating.
‘Nuff said.