“Hey, Honey, Would You Like a Really Cool Mother’s Day Gift?”

The Kempe Children’s Foundation is having a charity showing of Episode II on Mother’s Day at the Continental Theater here in Denver. For only $250 a ticket.

“But, honey, it’s 100% tax-deductable!”

Margie did not think that it would qualify as a Mother’s Day gift.

Doyce opined that if he offered it up to Jackie on that basis, he would draw back a stump. And he was not talking about his arm.

Ah, well …