As far as I know, there’s not yet a Smoking Gun for Martha, but as America’s Woman Everyone Loves to Hate (having taken over that role from Leona Helmsley, and…
As far as I know, there’s not yet a Smoking Gun for Martha, but as America’s Woman Everyone Loves to Hate (having taken over that role from Leona Helmsley, and for much the same reason), I had to find this damned funny.
Monday:
Request for my uniform to be properly pressed denied. Suggestion that dinner mints be added after nightly meal denied. Requested “Emily Post’s Etiquette” be added to library cart. Awaiting reply. After some experimentation, was able to create faux dinner mints, using dabs of Colgate toothpaste.It gets better …
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