Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!

Worried you might not be able to let doctors and police know this important fact if you travel to distant lands? Worry no longer, but visit this page, which provides translations in 102 different languages!

Afrikaans: O God! Daar’s ‘n byl in my kop!
Alsatian: Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Ape: Kree-gur! arad zor wo b’yat
Arabic: Ya Allah! Be fass bi rassi!
Aragonese, High: Ai ridiós! Tiengo una estral en o tozuelo.
Assyrian: iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu

(Via Prentiss)

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https://theintercept.com/2026/04/15/high-school-ice-protest-arizona-armed-cop/

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