The world’s funniest joke? The world’s least funny joke? The funniest jokes by country? We have scientific proof! Wow!
After 40,000 submitted jokes from 70 countries, and 2 million comments, here, at long last, is the scientific result:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “Okay, now what?”
The others (some of them, at least) are better. Or worse.
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Lou and I heard that report on the way home yesterday. We laughed hysterically, and I was still chuckling.
Meant to blog about it, and then promptly forgot. Thanks for reminding me, I needed the chuckle!
I live to serve. Or cause chuckles, whichever the case may be.