Happy birthday, Jackie! Sorry I couldn’t make it over, but you’re the one who jinxed it.
DAVE (encountering Jackie at Eddie Bauer on Friday): Well, I’ll be back Sunday from the retreat, so if y’all want to get together some time Sunday afternoon, that would be cool.
JACKIE (smiling, shaking her head): I — don’t think that’s gonna happen.
Oh, well. I have the vicarious joy of knowing I was carrying your gift with me while we were talking. BWA-HA-HA-HA!