This site, um, apparently with a straight face, describes “HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS“
But those aliens are crafty devils, so you better wear it all the time.
Wear the helmet as much as you can, especially during times that you feel you are usually abducted. Some persons report complete success just wearing the helmet at night, others report that the aliens became aware when they were not wearing the helmet and took them when they weren’t wearing it.
One abductee reported that when she wasn’t wearing the helmet, the aliens gave her a telepathic command when they were about to take her to not put on the helmet. The only way to stop such alien telepathic commands is to wear the helmet as much as possible.
CAUTION: Keep the thought screen helmet in the safest possible place when you are not wearing it. In Kentucky, one thought screen helmet was taken from a box that was in a closet. The abductee had dental work and could not wear it. She thought she put the helmet in a safe place. Additionally, three other thought screen helmets were taken by aliens when they were not being worn, two in Virginia and one in Brisbane, Australia.
Remember: you’ve been warned!
Of course, there’s always this testimonial:
“Still nothing new to report here…so it must work!”
So say we all.
(via BoingBoing)
WHAT ABOUT THE PETS????
I actually once made an alien mind control foil deflector beanie for my cat, Zubby. Because, you know, *I’m* a responsible pet owner.
http://marn.diaryland.com/foilbeanie.html
Well, since the True Danger is from aliens trying to grab us for human/alien hybrids (nobody seems interested in alien/cat hybrids, for which we should all thank our lucky stars), your added precautions, Marn, seem more than a bit .. eccentric. I mean, come now, really, what are we, lunatics?
I can’t believe nobody has any of these for sale on eBay!
I had a very funny site last year that I need to dig up with its own hats. Quite amusing stuff.
Dave, you just *assume* they haven’t made any alien/cat hybrids.
*Insert dramatic, soap opera type organ chord here*
Maybe they have.
On a complete tangent, did you enjoy the Spielberg series, “Taken”? It must have been shot here in The Great White North because I saw a bazillion Canuckian character actors in it.
To be honest, I didn’t watch Taken. Not actually watching much TV these days, at least not on a regular basis.
The thought screen helmet is a real device. It has directions for making a hat using Velostat, not tin foil. The word “tin” is not on either stopabductions.com or aliensandchildren.org
All of the case histories are real case histories.
For more information on the thought screen helmet and evidence of alien abductions, see my new website, aliensandchildren.org
Thank you.
Michael Menkin
You are correct. The original models of the hat used aluminum foil, not tin.