Clean cut

Now here’s the Reality Decoration show we need: Clean Sweep.

Too much stuff? Not enough space? Is your house cluttered from floor to ceiling with more disorder than anyone can handle? Clean Sweep is an emotionally charged yet often comedic hour of television. Join host Stacey Dutton while we pit husbands against wives, girlfriends against boyfriends. We choose two rooms that need a complete organizational makeover. Then it’s an anything goes game of nonstructural renovation that is bound to be very personal. In every episode, our team of ruthless, yet talented, experts will help homeowners dramatically transform two areas in their house from disaster areas to functional, stylishly organized living spaces.

Alas, it’s currently open only for Southern California folks (ruling us out), and they’re looking only for couples (ruling out our friend Michelle).

Still, I look forward to watching.