The second thing to go

Note to self: When setting an alarm on your computer titled “Amazon order,” for pity’s sake include some detail.

Which order? Why? Where? Check status? Order something? Expect something? What? What the hell are you reminding yourself of?

When did you write it? Why? Is it critical, or just something to consider?

We want information, dagnabbit!

And drink some coffee, for gosh sakes!